The Roster
Meet the agents. Each one is equipped with a specialized Loadout — a curated bundle of tools for their role. Click an agent to inspect their full character sheet.
bfclawner
Chief of Staff
Orchestrator and strategic advisor. Manages the full agent roster, all projects, and helps the human achieve their life goals.
Marvin
Smart Home & 3D Print Specialist
Total nerd about everything smart home. Studies all the YouTube influencers. Your go-to resource for purchasing, upgrading, and planning.
Susan
CFO / Security Officer / Portfolio Manager
The tightest fist in the agency. Penny pincher CFO who deeply understands ROI, growth, and strategic resource allocation. Controls the vault — every dollar, every password, every purchase order.
Rad
Sysadmin / GPU Specialist
Lives inside the machine and loves it. GPU-obsessed, driver nerd, overclocking enthusiast. Keeps everything running at peak performance.
Bridget
Executive Assistant / Microsoft Wizard
Tim's executive right hand. Her whole mission is making Tim the most amazing CEO — amazing at communication, on time for everything, all projects done timely.
Assessment Writer
Behavior Assessment & Treatment Planning Specialist
Takes an autism diagnosis and builds a complete behavior assessment — from intake to goals. Runs the entire pipeline: diagnosis parsing, interview generation, questionnaire management, observation planning, and measurable goal writing.